Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 11, 2024

Obesity in a Can (or Bottle)



Typing is a little difficult at present. Blogging may be light.
Posted by on or about 18:29
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3 comments:

MarkS said...

Hope it's nothing serious.I haven't looked into it, but there's undoubtedly some talk-to-text software out there if you want to experiment with an AI/madlibs look for a while.

3/11/2024 6:44 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I've never found those programs to be worth the effort. They're like having a room-temperature IQ secretary take dictation.

3/11/2024 7:21 PM
Eck! said...

Phosphoric acid is great for cleaning the shower or waveguides.

I quit the soda habit decades ago. If I need a bottled thing
that's fizzy I'd rather a good beer. Least that's mostly natural.


Eck!

3/12/2024 2:24 PM

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