Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Caturday

"Go away so I can get to the food bowl," Speck.

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DTWND said...

We have 5 ferals that inhabit our neighborhood and come around a couple times a day. One is an all-black cat that my wife has named Lucifer. There is a calico cat she named Kiki, and to almost identical grey and white cats she named Johnny and Not Johnny. Only way to tell them apart is Johnny has a dark spot on its snout. And finally, an almost white cat she named Angel, then changed to Angelo when she realized he was male, then shortened to Jello, and finally changed to Buddy when he kept trying to come in the house when she went out to feed him. I married a crazy cat lady.

Dale

3/23/2024 8:45 AM

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