Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 4, 2023

A Weasel Who Does the Right Thing Only When All Other Paths Are Closed Off

Mike Pence is making a big deal about defending the Constitution and the threat posed by another TOFF presidency.

Color me unimpressed. Pence fought hard to avoid having to cooperate with the Special Counsel's investigation. He refused to testify to the January 6th Committee. He had to consult with Dan Quayle in order to find the spine to do his job.

So, no, Pence is not exactly an example of bravery in politics.

But the political winds may be shifting away from the TOFF. Wrong DeSantis is now critical of Trump's claims that the 2020 election was stolen.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Friday dismissed the theories of election fraud central to former President Donald Trump’s attempt to overturn the 2020 election as “unsubstantiated.”

Breaking from his usual evasiveness when asked about his stance on Trump’s claims of a “stolen” election, DeSantis rejected the notion without mentioning his leading rival for the Republican presidential nomination.

Ol' Wrong-o is a master political trend-hound. He was all in favor of COVID vaccines until he felt the political ground start to shift. So if he's starting to imply that the TOFF is full of shit, then things aren't looking too good for Cadet Bone Spurs.

1 comment:

dan gerene said...

Like a couple of weather vanes caught in a whirlwind. Or a couple of constantly shaken Etch-a-Sketches.