Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
I wonder how being called TOFF, or Capt'n Bone spurs would feel?
Eck!
I call him Agent Orange.
Gitmo would be a nice safe place that doesn't need Secret Service. Camp David is far too nice.
I predict that he becomes an advocate of prison reform once he realizes there is no concierge golf cart service. He never walks anywhere that I can see.
If we are going to address that fat fuk as Ex-president, we also need to add in the whole 9 yards of accomplishments. "Ex-president, twice impeached, loser twice of the popular vote, sexual offender, and indicted 4 times, Donaldo Trimp.
A bit lengthy but it conveys his accomplishment better.
w3ski
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