Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 5, 2023

Etiquette Tip for the Prison Guards

Former President Donald Trump was reportedly “irked” that the judge during his arraignment on Thursday did not address him as a former president.

If he's convicted on any of the charges in the three (so far) indictments, fun will be had with that.

H/T

5 comments:

Eck! said...

I wonder how being called TOFF, or Capt'n Bone spurs would feel?

Eck!

Marc said...

I call him Agent Orange.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Gitmo would be a nice safe place that doesn't need Secret Service. Camp David is far too nice.

Glenn Kelley said...

I predict that he becomes an advocate of prison reform once he realizes there is no concierge golf cart service. He never walks anywhere that I can see.

w3ski said...

If we are going to address that fat fuk as Ex-president, we also need to add in the whole 9 yards of accomplishments. "Ex-president, twice impeached, loser twice of the popular vote, sexual offender, and indicted 4 times, Donaldo Trimp.
A bit lengthy but it conveys his accomplishment better.
w3ski