Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Reporting on Crime in Chicago is a Dangerous Business

You can get robbed in the process.

A Chicago television news crew reporting on a string of robberies ended up robbed themselves after they were accosted at gunpoint by three armed men wearing ski masks.

Spanish-language station Univision Chicago said a reporter and photographer were filming just before 5 a.m. Monday in Chicago’s West Town neighborhood when three masked men brandishing firearms robbed them, taking their television camera and other items.

Too bad they had no footage of them being robbed. That would be a global story.

3 comments:

Gilmour said...

They were keeping the shooting in the stadium where the White Sox play pretty quiet. Nice folks them White Sox. Shooting happened in 4th inning and they just kept playing. Didn't announce it either. Originally believed to be from outside, now it's thought those involved may have brought a gun into park. Just checked and the gun was snuck into park via the woman's belly fat and it was an AD (accidental discharge). Geez !

Chicago, that toddling town, that won't let you down.

seafury said...

They only sink to thievin' because the MAN be keepin them down!!!

CenterPuke88 said...

I’d love to hear the gun she was fatting, er, packing…odds on a pistol…one in the chamber…no safety.