Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, August 5, 2023

Etiquette Tip for the Prison Guards

Former President Donald Trump was reportedly “irked” that the judge during his arraignment on Thursday did not address him as a former president.

If he's convicted on any of the charges in the three (so far) indictments, fun will be had with that.

H/T

5 comments:

Eck! said...

I wonder how being called TOFF, or Capt'n Bone spurs would feel?

Eck!

Marc said...

I call him Agent Orange.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Gitmo would be a nice safe place that doesn't need Secret Service. Camp David is far too nice.

Glenn Kelley said...

I predict that he becomes an advocate of prison reform once he realizes there is no concierge golf cart service. He never walks anywhere that I can see.

w3ski said...

If we are going to address that fat fuk as Ex-president, we also need to add in the whole 9 yards of accomplishments. "Ex-president, twice impeached, loser twice of the popular vote, sexual offender, and indicted 4 times, Donaldo Trimp.
A bit lengthy but it conveys his accomplishment better.
w3ski