Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 20, 2023

Galumping These Down, Here




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3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Lucas smoke replacement kit gag is maybe 60 years old or more. With their single digit MTBF, Lucas electrics would get your attention during nighttime driving, hence Lucas, Prince of Darkness. The early Minis had a couple of fuses for everything...but then there wasn't much in the early Minis.

4/20/2023 9:24 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Lucas Fuel Injection gets a lot of shit, but they did win a load of races and Championships…

Bonus Florida fun: https://ourtallahassee.com/florida-prosecutors-racism-policy-leaked/

4/20/2023 11:36 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, I’ll probably use that.

4/21/2023 6:05 AM

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