Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 15, 2023

Just Too Fabulous to Save for Later

No explanation necessary, from here.

8 comments:

seafury said...: who said they hate drag queens?; 4/15/2023 2:41 PM
Eck! said...: There is only one word for their hate.... Projection.

They do make so darling sweet queens.

Eck!; 4/15/2023 5:51 PM
Jimmy T said...: Found this on reddit. I'm thinking it must be Matt Gaetz's license plate number. Hope it's not too offensive...
https://i.redd.it/z0fib2mshhta1.jpg; 4/15/2023 8:18 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: They sge out for him not much older than that.; 4/15/2023 8:58 PM
JustMusing said...: Their punishment in Hell?; 4/16/2023 1:07 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: Who ist nummer zwei?; 4/16/2023 8:08 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Fraulein Lindsey Graham.; 4/16/2023 9:13 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: Ah, the narrow lips were the problem.; 4/16/2023 9:36 PM