Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, October 6, 2022

Swiping Right on These, Here





3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The High University here is a country club for the elite pups, so I am clearly missing something.

Comrade Misfit said...

Hi-Point makes really cheap guns.

dinthebeast said...

Briana taught the gang we lived next door to in Oakland in the late eighties to properly fire a handgun, in the hopes that the gunfights that were a weekly occurrence there would be shorter with fewer unintended targets... Don't remember whether or not it worked as planned, but fewer bullets did find their way into our front wall afterward.

-Doug in Sugar Pine