Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 1, 2022

I Wonder What This Song Sounds Like in Russian

And sung by Gospodin Putler:

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Mearsheimer broke a logjam some months ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4

This is a good brief on the lead up to the current game state. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zveUHZCvrzc

This is a deep dive from the Russian point of view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70RmF0rPj9o

None you were probably taught this history.

Comrade Misfit said...

My understanding is that the Ukrainians were never considered to be Russians by the Russians themselves. They were the “Khokholy”, which roughly translates to “tufties”, something like a cowlick. A corollary would be Manhattenites regarding Kentuckians as hillbillies. During times when the Russians controlled Ukraine, the Ukrainians were discriminated against and millions of them were starved to death by the Soviet Russians in the 1930s.

If Ukrainians ever felt affinity towards the Russians, that ended this year, forever.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Rus is Swedish for rower is it not? Some symmetries of color too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LiN57nfjFw

Ukraine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D4qgR3TsRc

Haydn wrote a tune back in the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IaFaJrmno