Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 10, 2022

TOFF Learned a Lesson From Tulsa

You may remember the Asset's rally in Tula, two years ago, when fewer people showed up to his rally than showed up for a Nickelback concert.

Well, he seemed to learn that if you can't count on your supporters to show up, hire actors:

4 comments:

Wayne Wilson said...

It wouldn't be the communists looking to disrupt President Trump 's rally. That never happens. Oh, there's a pallet of bricks waiting.

Eck! said...

Low paying rethugs jobs.

The grift go on...

THey have to pay people to go, its that bad!

Sad, so sad!


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

He hired people for his ride down the escalator of doom, so I assume he just does it every time.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

w3ski said...

They'd have to sweeten that with a free music player too. No way could I listen to that creep for more than a few minutes.
w3ski