Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 10, 2022

Texas Stars Are Evil

This thing:

One was like this, so I could knock off the top one before it started moving. The other was inverted, so no matter which one you hit, it started moving. And I was shooting at it with a "classic" revolver- six shots, no optics, no moon clips.

More tomorrow, maybe.

2 comments:

w3ski said...: I never faced one, yet anyway. From the way the guys on the videos shoot them, it looks like a breeze. I knew it had to be harder than that.
Thanks for the real-world update.
w3ski; 9/11/2022 11:34 AM
Old NFO said...: That they are!!! And frustrating is a 'polite' way to say it... Grrr...; 9/11/2022 1:45 PM