Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 2, 2022

"Ah Do Declare! Miss Lindsey Has Passed Out on the Fainting Couch!"



If you've bought into The Asset's Big Lie, then you are not a loyal American. Grab a flight to Qatar and then change planes for Moscow. You'll have the advantage of getting there before your Orange God does.

As for the Trumpists on Capitol Hill, they were there on 1/6/21. They saw what went down. For them to deny reality is pure cowardice on their part. In being a cowardly toady, Lindsey Graham leads the way (the only thing he's ever led on).

No doubt this guy's going to be praying for the TOFF to win in two years. Ex-cops tend to not do well in prison, he might find himself getting Bulgered. His lawyers may have stepped in it by arguing for lieniency because Asswipe was a cop. If anything, that could be taken as an aggravating factor in that he should have known that beating a cop with a metal pole and then tacking him and trying to rip off his gasmask and badge was frowned upon by the law.

So might this bird be hoping for Cadet Bone Spurs to come back in office.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

Wait, what? Oh yeah, I get it "Bulgered" as in "Whitey Bulger"...

-Doug in Sugar Pine