Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Lubricating These Down, Here


yellowdoggranny said...

people that order their steak well done need to get that.

dan gerene said...

Years ago visiting the in-laws in Florida in October and coming from up north I asked if the leaves fell of the trees in the fall like Michigan. The answer I got was "Sure, as soon as the hurricane hits."

Ten Bears said...

By the patina I'd say that's a Chevy. Ford's paint jobs held up better down through the years. That the Fords themselves didn't hold up so well down through the years is moot in the generally accepted vernacular, is beside the point.

Jimmy T said...

I might "borrow" a few of these. I thought the cop taking his wife's lady shaver to work was hilarious...