Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Lubricating These Down, Here






Posted by on or about 18:10
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4 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

people that order their steak well done need to get that.

9/29/2022 11:13 PM
dan gerene said...

Years ago visiting the in-laws in Florida in October and coming from up north I asked if the leaves fell of the trees in the fall like Michigan. The answer I got was "Sure, as soon as the hurricane hits."

9/30/2022 4:52 AM
Ten Bears said...

By the patina I'd say that's a Chevy. Ford's paint jobs held up better down through the years. That the Fords themselves didn't hold up so well down through the years is moot in the generally accepted vernacular, is beside the point.

9/30/2022 9:20 AM
Jimmy T said...

I might "borrow" a few of these. I thought the cop taking his wife's lady shaver to work was hilarious...

9/30/2022 10:57 AM

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