Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 16, 2022

The TOFF's Pet Judge Keeps Doing His Bidding


In asking the judge to back off at least part of her special master ruling, prosecutors had argued that Trump could not possibly have an attorney-client or executive privilege claim over classified documents, which by definition are the property of the federal government.

Cannon roundly rejected those arguments in her filing, saying that whether the documents marked classified were actually classified is a matter of dispute. Trump’s lawyers have suggested the documents may not be classified, but have not asserted in their court appearances or court filings that Trump declassified them
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That is factually crazy talk. Who does that judge think marked the documents as classified? Is she buying the QAnon bullshit that the FBI allegedly classified the documents after seizing them?

Does someone make sure that Judge Cannon keeps her head down when taking a shower to avoid drowning? Are the scissors on her desk made of plastic and have rounded ends? Because she is coming across as one of the dimmest bulbs ever to put on a black robe. (And does her law clerk ensure that she has it on the correct way?)

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

I'm sure there's room for a jailhouse lawyer at Gitmo. Room for Trump and all the rest of them. Need to be locked in cages, hog-tied on their knees with a bag over their heads until this thing gets sorted out. Supervised by Latino Marines working for their citizenship.

Else, we're all blowing hot air ...

Glenn Kelley said...

Is bootlicking the prerequisite to ass kissing or is it the other way round.

w3ski said...

Nothing would thrill me more than to see TFG go to Gitmo. That is where we put the terrorists, right?
w3ski

Boots Mom said...

I'm not seeing TOFF going to gitmo. Hell, we can't even get ONE Fn'G indictment started.
Does Eileen have a taste tester, like TOFF (assumingly)?
Last note: Jeffrey Epstein. So many ?'s, so little answers.

Marc said...

Since the documents are from Washington DC, I would assume the jurisdiction over their disposition would be there, not Florida.