Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Caturday

Easy cat combing:

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3 comments:

w3ski said...

I like it. Vacuum the cat and not the floor.
w3ki

5/28/2022 10:42 AM
Sikhandtake said...

Pretty sure Peter Sellers and/or Warner Brothers would disagree on whether it ought to work out that well...

5/29/2022 2:54 PM
Jack the Cold Warrior said...

Watch the ears! (ear drum hazard). Otherwise, cool, and that's a calm cat...We had one cat, Bob, a handsome silver/white/gold with black tabby stripes that let my wife vacuum his fur...he seemed to like it.

5/30/2022 1:24 AM

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