Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Superman vs. the Republicans

Are you upset because Superman's motto has been changed and/or because his son is bisexual?

Here are a few helpful hints:
  1. Remember, it's a fucking comic book.  It's not a depiction of real people.
  2. You don't have to buy the fucking thing.  Nobody is holding a Tokarev to your head and making you buy, let alone read it.
  3. If the comic book upsets you, get a life.  Go for a hike. Find a job.  Volunteer.  Or seek professional help.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

But it is real life.
I was maybe ten when, in the way of little brothers, I poked around in my 4 years older brother's stuff and found a beefcake magazine. I knew from heterosexuality but on that day I learned that the dice don't always roll that way. My eyes went wide, but I kept my mouth shut and put everything back. Maybe ten years later, he made a big deal of coming out to me....I looked at him quizzically and lovingly, said, But I've always known.
Fast forward to my adult life, I had a stepchild who came out gay and then trans...and I gave support as best I could. What's important is love.
1 Corinthians 13

Glenn Kelley said...

What Stewart said.

Dark Avenger said...

“I teach you The Superman. The Batman you must learn for yourself.”

Freddie Nietzsche.