Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Friday, October 22, 2021

Another Group of Whackaloon Conspiracy Theorists

Birds Aren't Real. It seems that they believe (or say that they believe) that all of the birds were replaced by CIA surveillance drones. Robots make edible eggs and the bird shit on your car is a liquefied tracking device.

Which isidea a pretty stupid , since almost every adult has been persuaded to carry around a tracking device and pay for the privilege of doing so.

Their primary reason for existence seems to be to sell merchandise to gullible morons.

Capitalism, baby!


Joe said...

This is actually a long standing joke by comedian Kendrick Smith,
Though I'll admit I'd not seen the website before.

Ten Bears said...

Odd, I clicked over to see what it's all about and was greeted with a Blogger (((Sensitive Content Alert))), that I may be "offended" by what I find here. Nope, nothing offends me ...

bmq215 said...

Yeah, this is an example of peak millennial internet humor ("memes", if you will).

...or so the NSA would like you to believe.

dan gerene said...

Thank you for the information. I believe I have robot spy station in the yard behind me. The drones are always flying in and refueling at the message centers hanging from his deck. And sometimes there is another furry tailed tree drone (master spy?) that sometimes climbs up to the message center and refuels then takes some of the message capsules probably back to spy drone central.

Eck! said...

Sorta makes good fun of those that buy into conspiracy myths.
I'd say that was crafted well and does hit all the high points
of the big lie or propaganda. Crafted to hack your mind.

The grey ones with fuzzy tails are the handlers for the "birds".
Watch for the smaller Red ones as they are the wet ops guys
with bad attitudes.

Remember Pidgeons and Seagulls are bomber specialists.
Don't forget the amphibs, the ducks and geese.

I think it great that someone is capitalizing on the conspiracy
flakes or someone that appreciates a really good joke. ;)

Made me laugh!