Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Mike Flynn is Nuttier Than a Boxcar Full of Almonds

Former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn this week pushed a theory that COVID-19 vaccines are being snuck into our salad dressing.

Snark is almost superfluous for this former unregistered foreign agent and felon. Everyone who listens to Flynn could arguably be either cray themselves or people who hate this country.

2 comments:

Jimmy T said...

Saw it mentioned somewhere that salad dressing wouldn't work because the Chumpanzees don't eat salad, but if you were to put in pork rinds then you would have a captive audience...

dinthebeast said...

Then what is he worried about? If they were putting it in meat or potatoes, then he'd be on more solid ground.
Although with the disinfectant and ivermectin crazes, I guess Republicans geezing salad dressing isn't THAT far fetched. "I just banged some Annie's Shiitake Sesame Vinaigrette, so I'm protected against 5G chips and covid..."

-Doug in Sugar Pine