Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Sunday, June 6, 2021

Just Going to Leave This Here


dinthebeast said...

When my friend John moved back to East Oakland, he tried that trick, left the TV and furniture he wanted to get rid of in the back of his truck parked at the curb.
When it didn't work, he said "Oh yeah, I forgot the important part" and went to his truck with a rope and tied it all down.
It was all gone the next morning.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

DTWND said...

That’s funny, (and kind of a sad commentary) Doug


B said...

It's true.

Pile shit at the curb and folks won't take it, even if it has a "Free" sign on it.

Put a sign that says "$50" and it will disappear like it fell into a black hole.

Tod Germanica said...

Not recommended for ecological reasons. The thieves will smash it instead of recycling it.