Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 28, 2020

The Stable Genius of Bidness

The Trump International Hotel and Tower Vancouver, which closed its doors in March due to the COVID-19 pandemic, has shut down permanently.
Right now, about the only Trump-brand property that would do well would be a transfer station.

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

That's hard Comrade....surely you should include a sewage treatment facility, with settling ponds, aeration systems and the recycling of human waste as fertilizer. If Milwaukee can sell Milorganite, surely Trump could peddle barge loads of TrumpOrganite.

dinthebeast said...

Stewart: Isn't that what he does every damn day?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

When I first read this my first thought was about the transfers that came in Cracker Jacks or kid's cereals for putting on temporary tattoos. After googling transfer station it made more sense. I strongly doubt that Trump could handle either.

Ward said...

Here in Vancouver, everyone hated having that name on a building and will be relieved to see it go. The people with apartments in the residential section of the building will have to put up with some chaos for a while, but in the long term they'll probably be slightly better off: when a developer sets up a company to manage a building, they're usually overcharging for their services.

Comrade Misfit said...

Dan, you implicitly made a good point about definitions. I added a link to do that.

Thanks!