Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Fun for the I-95 Corridor

Hurricane Isaias:


Tracks change, they always do, but as of now, this puppy's going to run right over NAVSTA Norfolk and New London.

Hopefully Donnie Dumbass can keep his Sharpie away from the hurricane maps.

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6 comments:

Ten Bears said...

I'm almost convinced there is a god, and she is pissed.

8/01/2020 4:15 PM
Stewart Dean said...

Nono, Donny will use his Sharpie to make sure it misses Mar-A-Lago. Magic. He will be standing out in front, smiling and watching as Isaias detours a hundred miles out to sea. Magic. And you thought King Canute was hot stuff keeping the tide from coming in. Maybe he'll hold a rally with all the best people on the beach. Mmmm-Mmmm!

8/01/2020 5:17 PM
Donas said...

Yeah, that'd be great. Fuck up as much shit as possible. Whatever response Trump makes we can turn it against him.

8/01/2020 5:33 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Hmph, the guy who cries crocodile tears for Herm Cain has no sympathy for seventy million people.

8/01/2020 6:31 PM
Dark Avenger said...

Donas, you implied that Donald Trump will always fuck things up. Is this not the truth? Did Mexico pay for the wall as he promised? Are you tired of all the winning yet?

8/01/2020 11:22 PM
Eck! said...

My motto has been for much of my life...

Be prepared.
Plan for the worst.
Be happy if its not that bad.

I've never been disappointed that a plan went unused.

Eck!

8/03/2020 2:40 PM

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