Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 10, 2020

In the Year 2028, At Some Cemetery Outside Мосба


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4 comments:

JustMusing said...

A fitting end for an utter ignoramus that couldn't figure which side of the toilet paper to use.

MarkS said...

We have to invent some kind of container that's easy to fill and empty so we can piss on his grave without offending public morals while still maintaining the symbolism of the act. Maybe an easily filled squeeze bottle? Bonus points for gender appropriate designs to make it more heartfelt?

Comrade Misfit said...

Mark, Abraham Lincoln Brigade vetran Jack Shafran poured a vial of his own urine over Franco's grave in 1986.

So there is precedent for that.

bearsense said...

No wonder rtump wants to get rid of tik-tok.