Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 10, 2020

In the Year 2028, At Some Cemetery Outside Мосба


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4 comments:

JustMusing said...

A fitting end for an utter ignoramus that couldn't figure which side of the toilet paper to use.

8/10/2020 1:55 PM
MarkS said...

We have to invent some kind of container that's easy to fill and empty so we can piss on his grave without offending public morals while still maintaining the symbolism of the act. Maybe an easily filled squeeze bottle? Bonus points for gender appropriate designs to make it more heartfelt?

8/10/2020 5:26 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Mark, Abraham Lincoln Brigade vetran Jack Shafran poured a vial of his own urine over Franco's grave in 1986.

So there is precedent for that.

8/10/2020 6:19 PM
bearsense said...

No wonder rtump wants to get rid of tik-tok.

8/11/2020 12:25 PM

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