Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 24, 2020

Grand Old Party of Perverts

Crack open a nice bottle of Schadenfreude '20 for this one:
In a claim likely to intensify the controversy surrounding one of the most influential figures in the American Christian conservative movement, a business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.

Giancarlo Granda says he was 20 when he met Jerry and Becki Falwell while working as a pool attendant at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach hotel in March 2012. Starting that month and continuing into 2018, Granda told Reuters that the relationship involved him having sex with Becki Falwell while Jerry Falwell looked on.

Granda showed Reuters emails, text messages and other evidence that he says demonstrate the sexual nature of his relationship with the couple, who have been married since 1987. “Becki and I developed an intimate relationship and Jerry enjoyed watching from the corner of the room,” Granda said in an interview. Now 29, he described the liaisons as frequent – “multiple times per year” – and said the encounters took place at hotels in Miami and New York, and at the Falwells’ home in Virginia.
If it wasn't for the fact that Falwell has, for decades, been one of those Bible-thumping moralists, ready to castigate anyone and everyone who doesn't measure up to his moral yardstick, nobody would really care about this.

But since Spawn of Falwell has a long history of being racist, misogynistic and homophobic, it's high time to see this guy hoisted by his own petard.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Jiggalos are just as important as Jezabelles.

dinthebeast said...

Falwell Jr. is claiming that the "erratic behavior" that has sidelined him from his Liberty University position was brought on by stress from threats by Mr. Pool Boy to go public with the story.
So I guess now he's all good again?
Sounds like Michael Cohen wasn't lying about this stuff, so I wonder what all else he wasn't lying about?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Constitutional Insurgent said...

Heh, Falwell.....the strident “Christian” was in actuality a cuckold? Beautiful.

Eck! said...

Those evangelicals, every time they talk of sin they are talking
from a position of expertize. AS in they've done it before. If
they haven't they will project the deepest dark parts of their
sick minds.

We can also talk of the cult of personality is names like bakker, falwell
and so on. so called religious icons of wealth and fame.

I call the religious right and the Rethugs the unholy alliance. They
claim they own goodness and they are patently evil. They are the
plain example of what the word corrupt means.

Eck!