Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, August 2, 2020

Dragon is Home



First splashdown in 35 years, first manned one in the Gulf of Mexico.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

And it came off on time, on budget, and safely!

w3ski said...

I understand some pleasure boaters, including one with a tRump flag, cut off the rescue crew going to the capsule. Time for the Navy or Coasties to sink a few privateers.
w3ski

Tod Germanica said...

Seems like the rubber-necker/paparazzi/liberty small boat exclusion zone is the only flawed procedure. I was nervous before the mains opened and the whole time they were floating on that millpond (Gus Grissom). Yes, I'm old. Perfect landing.