Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
Satan can never build, he only destroys.
Told my uber-Xian and proud deplorable mother that's who she voted for. She hasn't spoken to me since.
Sorry Ten Bears, that's cold.
My 93 yo South Alabama Daddy almost surely voted for trump but he sort of denies it or won't say. Yet he always taught us that lying was a sin (ex Southern Baptist deacon).
We (elderly) kids are normal Californian democrats so needless to say no politics have been spoken at daddy's house since 2017. Too contentious. It's so sad. But old age degrades the mind as well as the body. He used to be a smart, competent man, once. Though always republican and racist.
Word is Melon desecrated the Rose Garden so the IMPOTUS would not have to deal with ramps or stairs. From his tragic Vietnam bone spurs. I guess.
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