Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 9, 2019

ISO Tailor

Posted by on or about 16:12
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2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

I read that his suits aren't tailored because he's afraid of a tailor leaking his actual measurements to the press.

-Doug in Oakland

6/10/2019 2:29 AM
w3ski said...

I read about the White House Tailor and he denies having anything to do with the England debacle. But then isn't the Whitehouse tailor responsible for Cheeto boy's every day look? The too long tie and pants that drag on the ground come to mind.
I can only figure their British tailor did a tongue in cheek version of a well-dressed man. Even Jared had sleeves too short. I think somebody got them good.
w3ski

6/10/2019 10:48 AM

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