Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, June 23, 2019

How to Look Like You Served Time

Get a homemade tattoo. It's about as stupidly self-indulgent as it sounds.


tweell said...

Prison tats are usually better done. If they're in the professional quality range but look like the artist used Bic ink, then you have a winner.

k55f5r said...

I was working in a heavy equipment shop in the 90s, and after work one day as we were all washing up at the big circular sink in the locker room, one of the new apprentices asked a mechanic with "white power" swasticas, and other prision tats on his arms and back "Why did you get all of those ugly tattoos?"
The mechanic looked him in the eye and said "I did it to keep from getting ass-raped in prision". The apprentice blushed and left the room, then everyone that was there for the exchange broke out laughing. We all knew that this guy was a genuine badass, and nobody was going to rape him without his consent - the tats were there because he was just a racist asshole.