Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, June 9, 2019

ISO Tailor

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

I read that his suits aren't tailored because he's afraid of a tailor leaking his actual measurements to the press.

-Doug in Oakland

w3ski said...

I read about the White House Tailor and he denies having anything to do with the England debacle. But then isn't the Whitehouse tailor responsible for Cheeto boy's every day look? The too long tie and pants that drag on the ground come to mind.
I can only figure their British tailor did a tongue in cheek version of a well-dressed man. Even Jared had sleeves too short. I think somebody got them good.
w3ski