Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, June 14, 2019

Maybe She Can Ask Baghdad Bob For Résumé Advice

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders, whose tenure was marked by a breakdown in regular press briefings and questions about the administration’s credibility, as well as her own, will leave her post at the end of the month, President Donald Trump announced.

Trump said Thursday he’s encouraging her to run for governor when she returns home to Arkansas, where her father once held the job.
It took two years for Trump to drain her soul out, leaving a dead-eyed husk of a woman with zero integrity left to her name.

So she's probably a good fit for the governorship of Arkansas.

1 comment:

bearsense said...

She's going up to the docks in Baltimore to have six-months worth of unprotected sex with merchant seamen to regain her self-respect, I pity the merchabnt seamen.