Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 10, 2018

Opening Day

Everyone be safe and follow the Four Rules.
Posted by on or about 11:02

6 comments:

Unknown said...

“I tied them to my fender and I drove them home somehow.
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.”

11/10/2018 2:58 PM
Stewart Dean said...

I was in no mood to trifle.....

11/10/2018 6:12 PM
B said...

Fat chance of that....I saw half of them out at the range last week, for the first time since last year.

Scary gun handing.

11/10/2018 7:01 PM
Glenn Kelley said...

B ,
I get what your saying about the gun handling but I find trap shooters the worst and they're out every week .

I have a list of people that I will not shoot with .

On the up side , they did come out to the range . Encourage them to come out more often even if it's only 3 or 4 visits in the fall .

Glenn

11/10/2018 9:47 PM
Deadstick said...

Glenn, I can't offer a very big sample size but I have to go along. I went to the grand opening of a trap/skeet range in Southern Cal years ago, discharged less than half a dozen shells and walked off the position in an ugly scene. Never went back.

11/10/2018 10:11 PM
dinthebeast said...

I have friends who have had horses and cows shot on opening weekend, and as an off road motorcyclist, I used to stick to the Far-West land on the Northern peninsula of Humboldt Bay just to be safe.
Last time I went out on opening weekend was when I was 17, and walked over the top and down the other side of South Fork Mountain. Didn't get anything, but had a good day anyway. Passed a herd of 100+ does heading for higher ground close enough that I could have touched them with the barrel of my .243.

-Doug in Oakland

11/11/2018 7:16 PM

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