Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Caturday

Chip replenishes his solar cells.

6 comments:

B said...: I have 5 cats. I have come, after years of observation, to believe that they are really solar powered.; 10/13/2018 10:01 AM
w3ski said...: We had a fire in the woodstove the other night, first of the season. It was a "Lions laid down with the lambs" moment. 2 dogs and 8 cats all spread out and at peace. Even one of the grumpier outside cats came in for the fire.
Nothing says Peace like a burning wood stove on a cold night.
w3ski; 10/13/2018 11:18 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Five cats? Eight cats? You guys are heros.; 10/13/2018 5:51 PM
w3ski said...: As I've mentioned I "live rurally". As in "end of a dead end road" rurally. When a new meowser shows up at our door, if we don't feed it, it has nothing at all! I will kill a mean animal without qualms but the cats are my friends. We still have one cat that won't come in but shows up for food. I got a nose bop the other day, so I know we are wearing on its defenses.
Down to 8 now. A once feral that gave us indoor kittens and a lifetime of purrs but never a moment of 'lap time', recently passed here.
We are a cats home of last resort.
Peace
w3ski; 10/13/2018 9:01 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Google “cats are solar powered” when you have some time to waste.; 10/13/2018 9:14 PM
B said...: Blogger B said...
Yeah, mine are all strays or rescues.

My vet care and food bills have paid for several expansions of the vets office over the last 25 years.; 10/14/2018 8:08 AM