Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Caturday

Chip in "cat loaf" position.


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6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Picture is missing?

10/27/2018 9:09 AM
B said...

Won't load for me either, over here on the Right....

10/27/2018 9:14 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Sorry. Fixed it.

10/27/2018 1:18 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Anyone understand the physiology of cats that makes then enjoy folding up their paws/legs like that?

10/27/2018 2:17 PM
Leo Knight said...

CP88, it keeps tbe toe beans warm.

10/28/2018 9:51 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Thanks Leo, that makes sense, as they fail to loaf on the heated pillow. Not sure if it’s just the toes, but thank you!

10/28/2018 10:24 AM

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