Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Trumpist Nuttiness

When challenged by the Canadian Prime Minister as to why Trump had designated Canada as a "national security threat" (which Trump did to justify imposing tariffs), Trump blamed Canada for burning down the White House in 1814.

Trump probably has never known that the U.S.-Canadian border is the longest demilitarized border in the world and has been for two centuries.

Meanwhile "Rudy the Mouth" Giuliani is doing his best to try and scuttle talks between Trump and Kim Jong-un. Trump probably believes that if he can secure a deal with the NORKs, that he'll be a lock for the Peace Prize. Kim probably knows that Trump would trade Jerod and Eric for that, so I'd expect the NORKs to make as tough a deal as they can.

4 comments:

Borepatch said...

Completely off topic, but you've been writing about this for a long time:

https://www.defensenews.com/naval/2018/06/06/troubling-us-navy-review-finds-widespread-shortfalls-in-basic-seamanship/

Comrade Misfit said...

Thank you, I'll work up a post on that.

CenterPuke88 said...

I guess Donnie never learned of the burning of York and Port Dover. Those two events precipitated much of the destruction wrought upon Washington, D.C., and other American locales during the War of 1812.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
https://nypost.com/2018/06/05/dennis-rodman-will-be-in-singapore-for-trump-kim-summit/