Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Trump Pulls a Tweener

Shorter Trump: "If all of you won't come, then none of you can come. So there!" Trump, of course, is claiming that it was all about players taking a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, but there was a little inconvenient fact:
A separate NFL source said none of the players on the Eagles team that won the Super Bowl took a knee during the anthem during the regular season
In Trump's disease-ravaged mind, it's all about him, all the time. He really is a special snowflake, a true narcissist.

A politician who cannot handle the idea that people disagree with him does not belong in office. But it should be well-known, by now, that Trump expects everyone to kiss his ass and gets upset when that doesn't happen.

The mayor of Philadelphia had something to say to Trump about crowd size. And this shit is stunningly Nixonian.

Meanwhile, Manafort must be believing Trump's signals, otherwise why would he be doing this shit?

I'm not going to touch on Trump's talking about a really fantastic letter that he received from Kim Jong Un, which he then admitted that he hadn't yet read it. (And he won't, unless his name is mentioned in every other sentence.)

3 comments:

The New York Crank said...

M'thinks the giant "letter" is actually an empty envelope used as a prop.

Crankily,
The New York Crank

Anonymous said...

Makes his hands look small..

dinthebeast said...

I know a woman who dealt with her father's narcissistic personality disorder while she was growing up, and she says we haven't hit the bottom yet, and Fergus acts exactly like her dad did.

-Doug in Oakland