Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 9, 2016

zOMG!!! There's a Tranny in the Baffroom!!!1!!1!

Posted by on or about 14:28
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6 comments:

Unknown said...

Some people are so effing clever. I'm so fuckin' jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/09/2016 2:44 PM
Old NFO said...

Snerk... Good one!

6/09/2016 5:13 PM
Eck! said...

There should be two....

His and hers!

Killer industrial design.

Eck!

6/09/2016 9:20 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...

You're funny today.

6/10/2016 2:06 AM
w3ski said...

A good update for the meme. Last time I saw this the old tranny was laying on the floor like some passed out drunk.
w3ski

6/10/2016 11:11 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

The problem with "his" is you should use a manual transmission, and there are a lot fewer of those being junked these days...

Which raises the question of if you have an old automatic Pony Car that you've converted to a stick, which lane does it use at the Quick Lube shop? The birth certificate says automatic, but the car's got a stick!

6/10/2016 11:13 AM

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