Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Wait, He was Doing What???

STRATFORD [CT] - An 81-year-old local man was arrested after police said he was spotted “humping” a bush in the buff.

Wallace Berg, of Russell Road, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.


Peter said...

He found a bush sexually attractive? That passes all be-leaf . . .


Ole Phat Stu said...

Was it Jeb?

Joe said...

It's possible that he misunderstood a slang term.

Nangleator said...

Oh, yeah. I've heard of people like this. Weed whackers, we call 'em.