Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, July 5, 2015

The "Some Asshole" Initiative

(Stickied for a while.  Let's make this happen, people!)

I've been using the term "asswipe", but this works:
(H/T to Mr. Natural)

Another benefit is that, by not showing the face or the name of the asshole, asshole's attorneys can't claim "pretrial publicity" in a change-of-venue motion.

The only exception to the "some asshole" rule ought to be if the asshole is still at large. Then they could print his photo. But it'd have to come down once asshole was either dead or arrested.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do it for goat rodeo GOP candidates too!

ShortWoman said...

I like it.

Old NFO said...

I LIKE it!!! :-)

S O said...

This idea has been failing for 2,360 years already.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herostratus

Deadstick said...

May I propose an exemption, considering what it will do to him?

Walter James Palmer.

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't think Palmer comes under the same category. He wasn't tying to become infamous. Infamy happened to him.