Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Thursday, July 9, 2015

"The Klan Moved In Next Door"

I was at a coffee joint and overheard this:
Person 1: "Good to see you! How's life in San Antonia?"

Person 2: "Not good. ISIS just moved in down the street."

P1: "No shit?"

P2: "Yep. They're building a mosque."
I didn't know those people. But I imagined what if a Southern Baptist church was being built down the road-- would they have said that "the Klan is moving in"?

I doubt it. But the analogy would be accurate, I suspect.

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

Or they could be exactly right...