Shorter UK: Free Press is the Enemy

That's pretty much how the British government views the press*. Reporters are terrorists, in their view.

So they may go march to defend a satirical rag that makes fun of people that the Pommies don't like, but when it comes to scrutinizing what government, does, oh, the horror!
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* At least a press that, unlike, say, the New York Times, actually does investigative reporting.