Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Shorter Comcast: "We Don't Care, We Don't Have To."

Comcast has, apparently, gotten so large that they don't give a shit if all they can give you for a DVR is six-year old pieces of shit.

They're supposedly "refurbished", which is a code for "just shrink-wrap it and give them a remote".

A friend of mine is on her fourth unit in two weeks. Two of them won't "provision", which is their term for being recognized by Comcast's system.

Comcast makes going to an OTA antenna look better each day....
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JayNola said...

I've got 30+channels on the out skirts of Nola. I put a Hauppage card in my tower and an extra hard drive and i have all the dvr space I want and not enough time to watch it all. Add on Netflix and Amazon prime and you're set.

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