Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

You Know You've Been on the Internets for a Long Time, If

The term "Mall Ninja" or the userid "Gecko45" can make you laugh.

It started out with some guy who claimed that his wife was duct-taping trauma plates to his back and went downhill from there.
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3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Still... geez... Somebody actually did a search and collected all his 'comments'... frikkin hilarious!

8/19/2014 12:40 PM
Deadstick said...

Holy bleeping mackerel. There used to be a Usenet loon called Nancy who was equally whacked, in a totally different way...maybe they're siblings.

8/19/2014 4:32 PM
Robert Fowler said...

Gecko45. damn, I haven't heard that name in a while.

8/20/2014 6:26 PM

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