Jeebus Gawd, People!

Please don't go into court and say that you are living the staid, straight and narrow life and then have something entirely different posted on a social media website.

Because you'll look like an even bigger idiot (than you already are) when you get cross-examined.

Only saving grace was that it wasn't my client. Hell, it wasn't even my case, I was just sitting in the gallery, waiting for my case to be called.

And don't post photographic proof that you're breaking the law, either.

Oh, and if you buy cheap shit for your guns, don't be surprised if it fails later on. You do get what you pay for.