Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Google is Reading Your Emails

Oh, they say that they're only looking for kiddie porn, but nothing stops them from checking to say if that you're saying bad things about Google, such that asking whether or not there are allegations that CEO Larry Page has had carnal knowledge with sheep.

Really, people, if you're sending anything remotely private through email, point-to-point encryption is your friend. The NSA is watching. The DEA probably is, along with the FBI and every other Federal agency, except maybe the Office of Weights and Measures.*
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* And is it a coincidence that they use the acronym "wmd" in their web page address?
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1 comment:

hans said...

searched up a slug of stuff a month ago or so for an old friend bedeviled by urinary incontinence cuz of prostate issues... guess what's flooding my emails lately...

8/07/2014 2:57 PM

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