Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Up Next: The Battle of the College Professors in Virginia

Now that Eric Cantor's re-election campaign has been crushed derailed in the primary, the general election will be between two professors from the same school: Randolph-Macon College.

The Democrat, Jack Trammell, is a sociology prof who focuses on disability studies.

The Tea party Republican, David Brat, is a economics professor and a preacher of some flavor.

The political forecast in the Federal government is for More and Increased Gridlock.

(And see the Borowitz Report on this.)
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1 comment:

Deadstick said...

There's a tweet floating all over the Net claiming that Cantor's victory speech ended with "The Lannisters send their regards", but I've failed to find any substantiation for that. Too bad...Westeros, DC could be an interesting story.

6/11/2014 2:13 PM

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