Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Why the FDA Needs Automatic Weapons

To protect us from the Scourge of Cheese Aged on Wooden Boards!
The federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) this week announced it will not permit American cheesemakers to age cheese on wooden boards.
Cheese makers have been aging cheese that way for centuries. The Wisconsin Center for Dairy Research studied the issue and concluded thus (pg 9):
Finally, considering the beneficial effects of wood boards on cheese ripening and rind formation, the use of wood boards does not seem to present any danger of contamination by pathogenic bacteria as long as a thorough cleaning procedure is followed.
Downer cows, pink slime and a certain amount of rat shit and insect parts is acceptable in food, but not properly aged cheese?

I'd guess that the congresscritters from the dairy states will be fixing this one, soon enough.

Update: The FDA has reversed course, while claiming that they did no such thing.

1 comment:

w3ski said...

Yea, I saw the thing about cheese. WTF? Isn't there something dangerous that they can shut down instead? I can't remember a scare about cheese in my lifetime. Not to be said for meat and eggs and vegetables of course. Mystifying.
w3ski