Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 16, 2014

Kind of a Not Bad Law

Illinois outlaws "ticket quotas" for police. But it's still OK to make them do a certain number of arrests and traffic stops, so what the fuck.

They'll still go on. Even more pernicious, in my view, are the little towns that have 400 yards of Interstate running though them, so they set speed traps and generate a significant percentage of the town's budget from them. Maybe if it all went into a county or state-wide pool, some of this shit would stop. For using tickets as a revenue generator for local government does not promote respect for either the law or the police.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

You mean like Hampton, Florida?

They narrowly avoided being shutdown ( dissolving the entire corrupt town ), but there are lots still out there.

Comrade Misfit said...

Linndale, OH is a notorious one. They operate a speed trap on the highway between Cleveland-Hopkins airport and downtown.

Will said...

You could be talking about the entire state of NJ. Except it is done by their State Police.

Back in '05, they quit writing tickets, for near half a year, IIRC. It hit the news that most of the small towns were going broke, without their local share of that ticket revenue. Something near 80% of their "budget" money was/is from that!

That state is so screwed up...