Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 16, 2014

Occaisionally, Miss Lindsey Might be Correct

Sen. Lindsey Graham is advocating cooperating with Iran to save Iraq.

Let's not forget that Graham is a notorious chickenhawk, always eager to send other people's kids off to die in one of his pet causes.

The current mess, where ISIS sent in 800 fighters and routed 30,000 Iraqi soldiers, does offer an opportunity to work with Iran on something. That might help in other areas.

But Miss Lindsey then promptly stuck his Gucci-clad foot in his mouth by implicitly comparing Iran's current leadership to Josef Stalin. Smooth turn of phrase, that.

1 comment:

montag said...

In fairness to the soldiers, they were only following their officers who took off first.